There was a
huge row when Potentilla got back to camp. She calmly described what had
happened and, after a brief pause, everyone began talking at once. She was
rather taken aback to find that when the hubbub had died down, the general
consensus was that everything was her fault. This seemed very unfair.
After they’d allocated the blame, the party considered what to do next.
They split into two factions, with Potentilla on one side, everyone else on the
other. This also seemed amazingly unfair.
Maxilius was adamant.
‘We’ve lost two people – it’s time to call it a day. I’m not risking
any more of my squad’
Fred nodded, ‘sad – but just one of those things’
Potentilla glared at Fred and then shouted at him.
‘How can you say that about Kath? She’s your colleague!’
Fred glared back.
‘Anyway, it’s your bloody fault’
‘I helped her’ said
Potentilla.
Maxilius looked on, astonished.
‘You killed her. And – you disobeyed orders’
‘I did not…’ responded Potentilla, ‘…kill her, I mean. Although, yes, I
did disobey orders’
‘From where I sit, she looks dead enough… ’ said Fred. ‘…Unfortunately’,
he added almost as an afterthought.
‘She’s not dead!’ Potentilla insisted, ‘I helped her through the Wall,
and now I’m going to find her and help her to get to Melloreis’
‘How?’ asked Maxilius
‘Yes – how?’ echoed Fred.
‘You can’t get through the Wall, now’ said Maxilius
‘And she has the key’ pointed out Fred
Potentilla planted her feet firmly in the ground and spread her arms
wide.
‘We’ll walk round’
The whole group laughed, except for Fred, who sat stony faced on the
ground.
Maxilius made an unmistakeable universal gesture involving moving his
index finger in a circular motion and the side of his head.
‘We have no idea how far we’d have to walk, or where to go if we did
get to the end of the Wall. That’s not a workable plan’
Potentilla folded her arms and glared at the entire group.
‘Yes, it is, and I’m going to try it even if I have to do it on my own.
Kath needs our help – I don’t understand why we’re wasting time having this
conversation’
Maxilius nodded to his two largest guards. They moved purposefully
towards Potentilla. Maxilius barked at her.
‘You’re not going anywhere, soldier. I’m giving you a direct order to
follow me back to Visnea. This operation is over’.
Potentilla drew her sword. The two burly guards hesitated, about ten
feet away from her, and looked to Maxilius for guidance.
‘Private Potentilla! Lay down your arms’ he ordered, ‘guards – use
whatever force is necessary’
The guards hesitated. This gave Potentilla enough time to dart away and
up on to a boulder.
‘Don’t you dare!’ she shouted.
Fred stood up.
‘This is nonsense’ he yelled, ‘you’ll just end up hurting yourselves’
Maxilius looked over to Potentilla and then at Fred.
‘Draw your swords, guards’
The guards’ hands moved very gradually to their scabbards. Fred
lumbered equally slowly towards Potentilla. He climbed on to the boulder,
plonked himself in front of her, and folded his arms. All that was visible of
Potentilla was the tip of her sword.
‘This is a farce’ he growled.
The guards froze. The others
started to murmur among themselves.
‘Do as I said. Draw your swords!’ roared Maxilius. His face was as red
as a strawberry.
The guards advanced on the boulder.
‘Don’t you bloody dare!’ shouted Fred, pressing himself right up
against Potentilla so that she couldn’t move and so that the guards couldn’t
get to her.
The guards began to circle the boulder tentatively, poking at the pair
on top of it. Potentilla avoided the jabs easily, but Fred was larger and not
at all agile. He stared down at a very small spot of blood that had appeared on
his tunic. He bent over and Potentilla
was able to move away from him.
‘I’m an Ethian citizen!’ he yelped, ‘you cannot do this!’
Potentilla was laughing loudly as she danced around the boulder. She
looked rather like a deranged little imp and the effect was both bizarre and
slightly eerie. The murmuring of the remaining guards increased and they all
began to back away.
Maxilius turned to watch his group and realised that this had all gone
too far. A murdered Ethian scholar might mean war.
‘Stop, stop!’ he shouted lifting up his hands.
Potentilla came back behind Fred, holding her nose and making a
mock-disgusted face. She was still laughing.
‘Well done, Fred’ she laughed, ‘you’re so big and brave!’
She gave him a huge hug and
kissed him on his forehead.
Fred still stood on the boulder with his arms still folded. He’d never
been angrier or more embarrassed.
‘You lot bugger off’ he
snarled, in Ethian, ‘I’m going with her’.
He jabbed a finger in Potentilla’s direction.
After a brief period of mutual glaring Maxilius gestured to the guards
to move behind him and they slowly retreated to the camp, keeping their eye all
the time on their bizarre adversaries. They picked up their backpacks and tents
and retreated in good order, unwounded but curiously traumatised. They left
Potentilla’s and Fred’s bags behind.
On the way home, which was uneventful, Maxilius and his troops invented
a neat new version of events. This
emphasised how things had escalated beyond their control, and how,
despite their best efforts, both scholars and one brave soldier had been
lost. ‘Such is the fate of untrained
civilians in the wilderness’, they all sadly affirmed.
When they got back to Visnea there was an official investigation. It
lasted three months and concentrated particularly on the fate of their agent,
Lucius. The verdict was that the guards were ‘mildly culpable’. Maxilius was
demoted, briefly, before he left the army and got a job as an inn keeper. The
others were docked half their pay for six weeks. However, after that the whole
thing was pretty much forgotten.
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